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we all just need to take a minute to realize that ringo starr is the best person on the planet.

beatulz: wanna join our band?
ringo: ok!
beaulz: ok change your hair though.
ringo: sure thing, lads!
george martin: you can't play on this first lp
ringo: ok george.
beatulz: ringo shhh no writing
ringo: ok fellas!
beatulz: here sing these songs that no one else wants to sing.
ringo: sure thing!
beatulz: hey we're going to australia without you. get well soon lolz.
ringo: uh...oh...ok....
beatulz: *fight fight fight, i'm better than you*
ringo: ok i'm sick of this peace out
beatulz: HOLY CRAP WE NEED RINGO WE'RE SO SORRY WE'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN WE LOVE YOU COME BACK YOU KEEP US TOGETHER.
ringo: ok guys! missed you!
paul: ringo, i'm gonna drum on this track.
ringo: that's ok paul, I still love you.
paul: also i'm gonna be controlling about anything and everything you do.
ringo: that's ok paul, I still love you.
beatulz: we're breaking up
ringo: well, I still love you all.
george: ringo, I slept with your wife.
ringo: that's ok george, I still love you.
john: almost everything the beatles ever did was crap. and they all suck.
ringo: that's ok john, I still love you.
george: hey ringo, i'm suing you.
ringo: that's ok george, i still love you.
the world: ringo, we're going to constantly underestimate you and forget how important you are.
ringo: that's ok world, I still love you. peace and love.
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